JunebugMags

Myself: Grouchy in the mornings until my 2nd cup of coffee. I’m addicted to The Office US version. I quote lines from movies and Family Guy far too often. I’m a fat girl in a thin girl’s body. If you are offended that I used the word “fat”, you shouldn’t read my blogs. I do not offend easily and assume anyone that would read my writing does not offend easily either. I don’t understand why this country is considered to be “free”. My hair is naturally blonde, but I prefer it black. I have Daddy issues. I do not care what sign you are. I don’t want to hear all the details of your dream. All dreams are “weird”, yours is not “more weird” than anyone else’s. I have had a tiny scab on the top of my head for 25 years that I can NOT stop picking. It may be cancerous at this point.I do not drink alcohol or do any drugs. I do not care if you do, however do not call me when you are on any of them. I tend to only stay in a relationship for approximately 3.5 months. I am trying to beat my record this time and just stay. I hate packing but love unpacking. I don’t care if your child is an honor student. I do care if you harm your child or animal. I will state my opinions clearly and firmly, but can hear yours with an open mind.( That doesn’t mean I have changed my opinion. ) I like to laugh more than I like to do anything else. Writing falls in second. I don’t like waiting on people. If you say you will be somewhere at a certain time, be there at that time. I am impatient with this “rule” only. I like beef. A lot. I do not like that most cows are horribly mistreated at the time of slaughter. I like beef more, though. I like to make short sentences that probably are only fragments. I have words tattooed on my forearms. Red is my favorite color to see, least favorite color to wear. I love fresh cherries but hate cherry flavored anything. I hate fresh strawberries but love strawberry flavored anything. I strongly feel I am the safest driver on the roads. I am a backseat or passenger seat driver. I hate Chinese food, but love all other Asian cuisine. I love baths. I love the smell of clean hair. I love the curls in my boyfriend’s hair. I like his beard. My toes are perfect, as is my nose. I used to tell people I was a ballet dancer, even though I took lessons for a mere 6 months at age 5. I am aesthetically pleasing. I pretended to be British for 1.5 years. I haven’t written anything of any substance in over 19 months.