I love a man who wears daisy dukes. He is a grown man, even older than myself. He also wears Birkenstocks, and sometimes he wears them with socks. He is scruffy, eats far too much meat, talks incessantly and cries more than I do. This man is the epitome of carefree, hopeless romantic, where I am neither of those two things. This man… he loves me entirely.
This shorty-short wearing man can make a steak like nobody’s business, he can fix anything that is broken, and he is the most handsome man I have ever met. When he writes, his words flow like colorful ribbons through my mind, and when he plays his guitar, something pulls on my heart driving me even closer to his own. If I am in pain or in need or in grief, he is there willing to help in any way I will allow. This man loves me entirely.
I love a man who thinks he can sing. He is messy, cluttered and pees sitting down. He showers every other day if I am lucky, sweats more than anyone I have ever met, and regularly forgets to wear deodorant. He never answers his phone when I call, responds much later than I would like to my texts and voice mails, and refuses to see any of that as a problem
This out of tune stinky man never stops smiling. His heart is involved in every single moment of our life together. His children remain his number one priority, and his ex-wife will never go without because he is a good man. He makes maps, whereas I can not even read them. His intelligence goes beyond that of my own comprehension, and every single day that I have known him I have been shocked (secretly) to learn more of his mind. His face is rugged and structured in a way that leads me to believe we would make a beautiful baby, and his hands fit perfectly into mine. This man loves me entirely.
I love a man who chased me for many years even though my answer was (almost) always “no”. He pursued, checked up on and loved from afar, me- even when his affections weren’t reciprocated. This man who I love has a hairy back, no ass and clips his toenails in the nude with a foot hiked up on the bathroom cabinet. He eats breakfast far too early and makes a mess when he cooks. This man wakes up in an annoyingly chipper mood every single day and wants to have annoyingly chipper conversation as soon as my eyes are open. This man loves me entirely.
This far too happy stalker has perfect hair. It’s as healthy and as bouncy as he is. I love running my fingers through it, and just the sight of it gives me butterflies. His lips are the fullest and softest I have ever kissed on a man, and his hands know how every part of my flesh wants to be touched. This man who I love is patient and kind and would never harm me. He allows me room to grow, room to move, and room to love. This man loves me entirely.
I love a man who is late to every engagement he has, constantly tries to fix things that are not broken, asks questions like “why’d he do that”, and “what’s going to happen next?” during movies we have not seen before, doesn’t know how to whisper, wears the same pants 3 or 4 times before washing them, sleeps maybe 4 hours per night, snores, and never seems to relax. This man loves me entirely.
I love a man who pops his toe every 5 to 10 seconds of the day, whether awake or asleep. He gives far too many details to the most unimportant queries, he is never on time, he rarely obeys traffic laws and he interrupts me constantly. That loud rebel has somehow managed to tame this judgemental over-bearing, nagging, unromantic, unfaithful, woman and I love him entirely.